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french pancake

a strong expression of confusion, ie. when a friend is rambling on about something and you have no idea what the hell they're talking about.
M: no.
C: what?
M: pornstar.
C: WHAT THE FRENCH PANCAKE ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
by melanieishot December 27, 2009
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french twister

the act of performing a twizzler (see twizzler) while putting one finger, usually the pinky in the anus.
by erik October 7, 2003
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French fruitcake

A French male who presents a weak, homosexual appearance and is therefore considered a douche bag. May be seen wearing tight pants and kissing other men in the cheeks.
I never thought it would be so difficult to enjoy a croissant in a French café, specially with all these French fruitcakes licking each other's balls.
by pantheraux September 9, 2010
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French Bladder

Another name for a small bladder; derived from the fact that french people yell "wee wee!" all the time.
woman: Can we pull over? I really gotta pee!
man: But you just went.
woman: Come on, you know I got a french bladder!
by SarcasmSpasm March 15, 2013
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French Hello

To enter a room full of people you know without saying hello or making any gesture of acknowledgement
You walk into a pub full of your friends. As people turn around and start saying hi or reaches out for a handshake or a kiss on the cheek, you ignore them walking straight to the bar and order a beer. That's a French hello!
by Baosj December 23, 2011
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french bite

A romantic event in which one of the partners or significant others, predominantly the male, lightly and passionately nibbles on the other person's nose while often licking in a washing machine like motion, enhancing the experience and your relationship. Quite a common thing to do between partners, even in short term relationships.
I saw Sally and I just had to give her a french bite.
by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016
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french bite

When you gently nibble/caress with your teeth and tounge on someone's nose.
Did you hear, Jeff gave Sandra a french bite the other day
by Nornirishlad6969 April 2, 2016
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