farmers' market

(v)--To penetrate someone anally in an environment in which organic and/or animal-friendly goods are sold for a reasonable price from canvas or hemp kiosks by men and women in overalls or felt hats.

Steve: Hey John, have you seen Mary?

John: Why yes, Steve, I believe I saw her being farmers' marketed over by the strawberry stands!

by Sean Buford and Shane Cooter January 7, 2009

Banana Farmer

1. A dumb ass fruit cake

2. Someone who farms bananas
- Banana: a fruit or male genitalia
- Farmer: Someone who raises bananas, causes bananas to grow, or harvests bananas for their own oral pleasure.

"Eddie is such a banana farmer... he says the dumbest things"

by Shaguar&Z00m October 31, 2004

farmer

adjective
1. Really boring
2. Not fun
3. A person with no life
4. Uninteresting

Man: Let's go to the mall for a movie!

Woman: No, I'm gonna go home and sleep

Man: You're so farmer!


or

Gosh, that teacher was certainly farmer.

by SrishtiRulesTheWorld February 25, 2009

Dutch Farmer's Tan

Engaging in a frisk session of anal fisting where you enter up to your elbow.

How was my trip to the Netherlands? Well let me put it this way – it was raining the entire time, but I still got a Dutch Farmer's Tan!

by sl3m4y March 29, 2010

The Hungry Farmer

During sexual intercoarse, the female is in the reverse jackhammer position facing away from her partner. The male then leans back slowly as if sitting in a chair and defecates in the females mouth.

"So i was jackhammering my girlfriend last night right, then we reversed and I pulled the hungry farmer."

by Ballsack McPeachy April 23, 2009

frayer

in other words dandruffed.

i have frayer in my hair.
my nipple hair has frayer.

by sydney rachel June 9, 2008

Farmers Tan

An alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey and orange juice. Gets the name from the distinctive line by adding whiskey to the orange juice in the glass.

I didn't want to look like an alcoholic this morning by drinking a jack and coke so I ordered a Farmers Tan.

by JBuck December 2, 2013