Calling in fat

The act of skipping work because you can't find any clothes that fit properly.

"Hey, why didn't Jess show up for that section meeting today?"

"She's got some PMS bloat, so she's calling in fat"

by tessaract November 03, 2009

fat zach

A walking whale With a little chode and he likes girls 18 years younger than him

Look at that fat Zach

by Ronald burris October 26, 2017

fat man

bat man, as a fatty. offten misstaken as an over weight middle aged man. also see ramen.

da na na na na…FAT MAN!

quick, ramen! to the fat mobil!

by illyria May 31, 2007

fat charm

the essence of a true fatass. Any fat man who possesses the fat charm has the ability to appear irresistible to any woman he chooses. In some cases a fatass's fat charm is so immense that the blessed fat man cannot control it.

Damnit! Look at Greg, that fatass! His fat charm is consuming all of the women. Maybe some day in the distant future he will learn to control it. Until that day we can only hope... we can only hope...

by Eric Millman April 14, 2006

fat face

what your face looks like after getting a $5 hair cut from Supercuts

Shawn: Hey babes, you like my hair?
Reena: Whoa, you have major fat face!

by Reena K July 01, 2008

Fat Fuck

Someone who just sits there fucking eating.

Person 1: "Damn, would you look at that dude with all those squirrels just sitting there fucking eating!"
Person 2: "What a fat fuck."
Person 1: "I guess they love that crap in Malaysia."

by littleasianninja August 13, 2011

Fat Apron

A condition tradionally but not restricted to ginourmously fat men where the gut area sags way down over the beltline creating a visual fat apron.

That big fat guy almost got hit in the dick by a baseball, but he was protected by his fat apron.

by charlygordon123456 July 25, 2006