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sharp fart

When a fart feels like you have just shit out a very spikey conker
Ouch I just done a sharp fart
by Jay Clarkson January 7, 2005
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forward fart

farting when seated and instead of exiting backwards out of your ass, it moves forward in bubble towards the scrotum or vagina and exits in the front of the pelvic region.
"Ah, man...I just let out a forward fart...gross!"
by Catherine M. December 19, 2006
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pea fart

"I'm tired of working for this pea fart organization", when you work for an organization of five people.
by xraydelta1 February 18, 2011
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Saddam Fart

A fart used as an intentional assault on another individual's or group of individual's sense of smell. These farts can be used as a primary assault or a deterrent.

For example, when one individual wants to prevent another from approaching or remaining in proximity, one can use this noxious assault as a deterrent.

Additionally, rebuttal Sadam Farts can be used in the event that someone else has created a smell that is otherwise undesireable.
Al: I was at this coffee shop and this girl next to me put on this lotion that smelled horrible, so I let out a rebuttal Saddam Fart.
Fred: That's like biological warfare.
Justin: They were looking for WMDs in all the wrong places. They were really fi tizuk ("in your rectum" in Arabic).
by DocOnDuty June 29, 2010
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Filter Fart

when one farts while trying to hold in a poop in order to filter the fart surrounding the poop.
i damn near sharted myself over there. good thing i know how to filter fart
by Dumpology August 13, 2010
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mummy fart

an old fart, that's particularly old, wrinkly and smellayyyy.
d00d, mr. foley's such a mummy fart.
by sdgfdfg March 2, 2009
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fart patty

when you fart and you are sitting down and poop comes out and makes a patty
Guy-"you did you hear that guy? he just farted so loud"

Guy2-"ya that dude totally just made a fart patty"
by triscuitss March 3, 2009
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