Toilet fapper

A guy who faps and rap the same time while he is contispated. A toilet human musician.

Dude just now when I go to the toilet I heard the toilet fapper, he sounded so awesome!

by Potato-isig-slanger May 17, 2015

Fad Fapper

A person who chooses the porn they watch, based upon the Top 10 most searched keywords.

Hes so used to being a fad fapper he cant help but watch Pokemon porn

by DeeSMACK July 13, 2016

Fapability

A rating used to describe whether a woman is hot or not.

Susy rates pretty high on the fapability scale

by Jarabobafett November 1, 2009

faper

The piece of paper or tissue used to wipe semen off after masturbation.

Mom: Sam, your desk is covered with fapers again !

by KJ² - 1 November 3, 2008

fapterial

Material for fapping.

Fapterial is generally deposited in a spank bank

Hey, go put that fapterial to good use, then get a good night sleep. You've got work in the morning.

by Coat April 2, 2009

fapsturbation

A theoretical act of self pleasure, often described as masturbation squared, or F=M^2. Can also describe intense masturbation, or simple everyday masturbation for hyperbolic effect. The word is simply a contraction of the slang term 'fap' and the word 'masturbation'.

"My parents just caught me fapsturbating to skinemax, no tv for a week."
"Man, that's harsh. They always say fapsturbation is a sin, but we know everyone does it."

by Bearded Justice November 9, 2011

Fappuchino

The delicious milky white product attained by fapping. Semen. Cum.

I heard Daphne was a caffeine addict, so I gave her a nice big load of my very own self-made fappuchino.

by Bjorn Y'taar December 12, 2013