fake pearls

Fake pearl are fake pearl necklaces worn by scene kids. They are really long, not like a choker or anything. They're long on purpose, so you can see it. Is usually worn over a brightly colored top or over their polka dot dresses.

Scene kids always wear fake pearls. They're really long, the pearls are usually huge, and they have this cheap look to them, trashy not elegant. Just look at the scene kids on Myspace, almost every scene kid will have a horrible pixelated shot of an underdeveloped highschool freshman in their underwear trying their best to make a seductive face wearing fake pearls.

by xxxcore April 24, 2006

fake asian

A term referring to Filipinos and tribes of Asia such as Mien, Hmong, Khmu, etc. The reason being is because they identify with no country and Filipinos can't agree whether they're Asian or Pacific Islander.

Tom: Man that fool hella fake Asian.
Jerry: Yeah! He can't decide if he's Asian or Pacific Islander!

by Tree50 September 24, 2007

fake n' bake

noun- nickname used when referring to someone who tans too much and that you can never really tell what their natural hair color is

verb-day at the hair dressers tanning and dying your hair

noun- "Damn, check out "fake n' bake". If she'd keep her ass out of the tanning bed, I'd bet she wouldn't look so damn wrinkled and old with that bleached blond hair."

verb- "Sorry, can't go shoppin' today I've got to take a trip up to the salon to fake n' bake. My boyfriend said that my skins startin' to fade and doesn't look right with my hair. Then to the doctor cause I got this nasty spot on my skin on my forehead next to the hair line, I just can't get rid of the thing. Last week my hair dresser found it and told me she wouldn't color my hair cause the chemicals could be causin' it, so I had to go buy my own damn color and have Gina color my hair for me, so today I'm just gonna get it highlighted.... I could't believe it!" <--- usually what a blond would say....

by smart blond <--- lol December 9, 2004

fakeaway

Curry, or any other manner of takeaway food, that is made with ingredients and jars of sauce from the supermarket

Fakeaway, a home-made, belt-tightening version of a takeaway

by $aze October 31, 2008

fake a shit

Masturbating while sitting on the toilet.

My wife was not putting out last night, so I had to fake a shit.

by VRAGMOTOR March 18, 2010

Faerie

A beautiful name for a beautiful person. Has a sparkling personality, but tends to hide a lot. They have a ton of talents, and are very "magical"", kind of like a fairy. Faerie enjoys going to parties that only include 8 people or less. Sometimes, they can be clumsy in the worst situations, but they always find a way to fix whatever damage they've done, everyone not being able to not forgive them. Almost everyone wants to be best friends with Faerie. People celebrate when they are in the same class as Faerie, but in reality, Faerie would rather just have 2 or 3 close friends. Faerie will always back up her close friends, she acts like a clumsy angel 24/7, but she will beat you up.

"So, who's in your group?"
"I got Faerie and her other friend!"

"Oh my gosh, really? Can we switch?"

by Jelewsie March 29, 2021

mama-fake-hands

mad poser status, a real tool

"That mama-fake-hands shops at hot topic."

"That wangsta mama-fake-hands listens to fifty-cent while eating marshmallows!"

by mightysmax March 10, 2008