Faire le Martin-Karl

Faire l'idiot au lieu d'aller à l'école. Playing the idiot card instead of being in school.

Arrêtez de faire le Martin-Karl et allez à l'école. Stop doing who knows what and go to class.

by Sexydimma February 21, 2025

Fair crack of the unleavened bread

Another way of saying "fair enough"; references to the Lord's Supper (Mark 14:22; Luke 22:13) in the Bible.

Person #1 - "Wanna hit the bins Saturday?"
Person #2 - "Nah bro, I've got service practice."
Person #1 - "Fair crack of the unleavened bread, my dude!"

by quesadillalover March 22, 2025

Fairfax Spit Roast

a horrible sexual act when a woman is in between 2 men and one of the men fists her asshole while the other puts his cock in the girls mouth, after this she is attempted to be lifted in the air and rotated like meat on a spit roast

yo, my dad and uncle were hitting the Fairfax Spit Roast on a chick last night

by GarrisonEDDY March 8, 2026

Fairfield Fallout

When your girl, from Fairfield, is riding you and right before she climaxes, a steamy turd falls out of her ass and lands on your taint.

My girl and I were fucking and she had a Fairfield Fallout all over my balls.

by Pooballs160 May 28, 2025

Failover test

Something that software engineers tell their wives they have to do late at night but it’s really just an alibi to go out drinking with the boys.

I told Katie I had a failover test I had to do at work from seven pm till “hopefully not too late.” She bought it so now I can go out with the boys.

by Friends Show July 15, 2025

Fair Use

Like a small dick 🤏 mine is and yours isn't

Hym "Mine is fair use and yours is not. Get the money. Bring it here now. They want to make a point about equally and they don't have a right to enforce their ideology. I'm not going to let them steal it and I'm not accepting and conditions. Bring it here. Let's go. I'm not going to sit and let you play dumb with me so you don't have to pay. Ignoring it until it does away didn't work for me either. So let it go before I kill one of your kids or I'm going to kill one of your kids."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2025

Fairfax Fax Machine

When ur doin some long distance thang with a chick (or dude wtv), and you shit in a bag and freeze it, then ship it to your partner. Your partner then pisses in said bag, re freezes it and mails it back to you. You then piss on it and refreeze it and mail it back. Yall do this until the object has reached a prefered diamter, where you the meet up in person and use it as a double sided dildo, and leave it in until it melts.

Me and my long distance gf have got a Fairfax Fax Machine goin on rn.

by Wichita Wanker November 8, 2025