A thing on facebook that tells the world what you are thinking about at the moment. Most of the time it is filled with a bunch of shit from whiny emo kids and spoiled brat teenage girls that worship their cell phone more than God. And once in a while a college hangover or some "hard" homework assignment to bitch about lets say you have to read pages 349-427 in your history book. Big deal.
But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
But sometimes you have something interesting worth talking about, such as I got a new Ford Mustang but 98% involves pissing and moaning. Worst with women with PMS.
Typical facebook status updates: I lost my phone :(
New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
New phone :)
Call me or text me...I'm bored :(
:'(
FML :'(
Had a kickass partay last night
I love McDonalds
Dear phone, please come back!anni
What you don't see too often:
Learned a few song on m guitar today
by Kyle 230 May 15, 2010
Get the facebook status mug.Short for 'fabulous', but a much more refined form of the word. Can be used to describe anything from a new sweater or your plans for the night (instead of saying 'alright, cool.' you can say 'faboo!'.
by Faboo-ness December 28, 2005
Get the faboo mug.Related Words
A online website that used to be a better alternative to myspace, but now has become just as bad with the recent addition of junior college kids & high schoolers.
its the perfect place to stalk anyone you have seen around campus now that there is a constantly updated "status" where one can post what they are doing that EXACT moment ie. showering, studying, eating or whatever....
now one can also tell everyone how they met each and everyone of their friends.. making it possible to pretend like you know someone you have never met in your life.
all of the above has just become a complete joke and people enter fake "status" entries and make up random inside jokes for how they met their friends like, "we hooked up in 1955 and it was GREAT!"
everyone girl it seems on facebook is married or a lesbian...
people try to make themselves look cool by belonging to random inside joke groups proclaiming how they hate greek, or hate goths..
'the wall' is the same thing as myspace comments... and thats the only useful part of faceboook. its a way to keep track of things you drunkenly did in college. you remember friday night only through the posts your friends made on your wall.
people encorporate facebook into everyday conversations.
when a person says something particularly witty or funny.. it will soon become a facebook quote.
its the perfect place to stalk anyone you have seen around campus now that there is a constantly updated "status" where one can post what they are doing that EXACT moment ie. showering, studying, eating or whatever....
now one can also tell everyone how they met each and everyone of their friends.. making it possible to pretend like you know someone you have never met in your life.
all of the above has just become a complete joke and people enter fake "status" entries and make up random inside jokes for how they met their friends like, "we hooked up in 1955 and it was GREAT!"
everyone girl it seems on facebook is married or a lesbian...
people try to make themselves look cool by belonging to random inside joke groups proclaiming how they hate greek, or hate goths..
'the wall' is the same thing as myspace comments... and thats the only useful part of faceboook. its a way to keep track of things you drunkenly did in college. you remember friday night only through the posts your friends made on your wall.
people encorporate facebook into everyday conversations.
when a person says something particularly witty or funny.. it will soon become a facebook quote.
"facebook quote of the year"
"thats totally gonna be my new facebook album default pic"
"facebook group war"
"thats totally gonna be my new facebook album default pic"
"facebook group war"
by SBKAT August 5, 2006
Get the facebook mug.by JimTalbot April 17, 2009
Get the facebook worm mug.Any person or persons that apparently cannot exist with out facebook for a day.
A person who posts updates on facebook before telling people in the same room what is happening.
A person who does ball by ball updates to facebook from their mobile on an event or date.
A person who posts updates on facebook before telling people in the same room what is happening.
A person who does ball by ball updates to facebook from their mobile on an event or date.
Ey boy them facebookians have the network running slow.
2:30am and you uploading photos of the party? A true facebookian indeed.
You aint see the facebookian uploading photos of the food before he eat the thing...
2:30am and you uploading photos of the party? A true facebookian indeed.
You aint see the facebookian uploading photos of the food before he eat the thing...
by XpideR G August 12, 2009
Get the Facebookian mug.The diminishment of a conversation to shorter and shorter sentences on facebook. Usually the conversation is between two people who, over the course of the exchange, realize they have little to say to each other.
After I noticed our convo turning into a facebook taper, I realized I probably shouldn't have added my 8th grade lab partner.
by jahscii November 4, 2009
Get the facebook taper mug.when you look at your contacts on Facebook Chat, notice someone's online, click their name, then it tells you they're offline.
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
thus, you are left with "blue balls" because you thought you could get some Chat on and you're left wanting a conversation
by BallsyAndBlue December 7, 2010
Get the Facebook Chat blue balls mug.