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ed sheeran

the sexiest man ever to exist
has crunchy crusty stale scrumptious musty stagnant rank toes
a bit of a nonce but we don't care xxx

drinks lemon dettol

the best song he wrote is Shape of you and no one can convince us otherwise
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fucking cringe normie- mate i think you need to visit a psychologist about this
ed sheeran daddy worshipper (lives the way jesus prophesied and approved) - shut the ever loving fuck up you lazy son of a cunt you are the deluded one you should be taking meds not me you little retard im going to fuck your mother in her sleep and put it on pornhub like ed daddy did
by Lil faggoty fag June 27, 2022
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Howard-ed

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."

James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018
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ed man

A man that always use ed at the end of a word
Ed man is a man
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Ed Sheeran

god abbey brooks looks just like Ed Sheeran🤣🤣 gingers have no life moment😑
by eats shorts April 24, 2021
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crossbrow-ed

When a heterosexual male suddenly becomes infatuated with another male. The heterosexual male had been shot with cupids arrow. The "heterosexual" male, flabbergasted with these emotions, now lives in a state of confusion and questions his sexuality.
Bro 1: Hey Bro2 have you met Charlie?
Bro 2: *Stares in silence*
Bro 1: Bro2 you good?
Bro 2: oh? *cough* hEEEey... Uhm. Hi. I'm Bro2

>Later that evening
Bro 1 to Bro 2: Did you get crossbrow-ed meeting charlie?... You did! You totally got crossbrow-ed!
by Jfishytuna March 22, 2022
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ed sheeran

do you know ed sheeran
no, but i do know the ginger leprechaun
by edsheeranxfeet October 8, 2021
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John Ed Rogers

The Most Bad Ass Motherfucker Of All Time ! Running this $&@?, that’s why it’s so clean. A Global brand; the Best of the Best. People step out of his way! everywhere he goes He is the Most Popular Of All Time. At the same time the Most True human of All Time.
Let’s John Ed Rogers and handle it!
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