Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.

Your explanation was as clear as Return eX

by Eldwin March 14, 2004

National Ex Day

June 12th

Post All/Most of yo dog ass exes

national ex day

by so do y’all talk June 11, 2023

Miss your ex day

October 10, the 10th of the 10th great day to miss your ex and post him to your favorite love song luvvs

Girl 1: Broo I lowkey miss himmmm
Girl 2: bbg post himmm it’s national miss your ex dayyy

by Your_thatgirl. October 4, 2022

celino and she EX baifren

the ex of celino 💔🥹😂😂😂😂

Dem ah bruk up

The end

Did you hear about celino and she EX baifren??? dem bruk up!!

what me go do 😢 ugh. it’s okay. They weren’t a cute couple anyways. She’s too good for him. ☺️

BRUK BATTIE GO DIE 😅😂😂😂

by CELINAS BIGGEST FAN ♥️🤟 March 30, 2022

the ex

The executive summary. Break it down and spare the narrative.

Just gimme the ex.

by Nom de ploome January 4, 2023

fungible ex

An unremarkable individual who one dated for any duration, but whose name periodically escapes him or her, whose interests do not interest him or her, and whose wedding he or she will not be invited to and whose funeral he or she will not attend.

“Did you send Mark a text on his birthday?” “No. He’s a fungible ex.”

by Esther Mofet December 24, 2023

Ex-it strategy

A premeditated plan for ending a romantic relationship with little to no repercussion. Also, a plan to hedge oneself from mental, physical, psychological, spiritual, emotional, and monetary harm upon being dumped or divorced.

"Son, time to stop being a beta male about these career gold-diggers. Every time you trade up, make sure you have a proper ex-it strategy. Never let love turn in to debt or despair. "

by Harry Hen April 20, 2021