dutch crumb donut

v. The act of pulling out of messy anal sex and flinging the residue on your lover.

She forgot to take a dump before I cornholed her, so to get her back for her lack of hygiene, I gave her a dutch crumb donut.

by Dark Lord Zerbos October 23, 2004

double dutch

Two men, each uses one hand to hold their own dick. With their free hands, they grab each other's arms and move them up and down, causing the men to essentially jerk themselves off. Not gay because technically, each man is only holding his own dick and the other's arm.

Where's Alec? I think he's double dutching with Jamie, even though he said his arms were sore lately.

by Ksenya69er April 3, 2009

Double Dutch

To use two or more types of contraceptives, usually a condom and the pill. Named after the dutch becasue of thier open attitude towards sex and contraception.

It's fine we'll Double Dutch

by FrBa July 22, 2011

dutch gold

dublins finest brew! a cheap drink who's captivating taste is exceeded on by its ease on one's pocket

9 of your finest for €10 please, or perhaps 6 for €7 and 10 blue!

by yebollix July 24, 2004

dutch

Dutch or Dutchie;

Inhabitant of The Netherlands, a small country in Europe. Contrary to popular belief, they do not wear clogs all the time.

1: Did you see that Dutchie?
2: What Dutchie? I thought those wore clogs?

by Kef-Meister December 22, 2004

dutchin'

This is a derogatory word used to mean someone is trying to heckle your beliefs in a socratic manner, although less structured and generally without point other than to rouse your emotions.

Stop ducthin' me out! He kept dutchin' me about my political ideology. Quit dutchin' me out over liking the Chicago Cubs.

by mememe February 29, 2004

Dutch Rail

A more direct form of the "Dutch Oven". When 'person one' places a straw in their ass, and 'person two' places the other end of the straw in their nostril, and proceeds to inhale a fart.

"That girl was a freak, she gave Aaron a Dutch Rail!"

"After a couple Dutch Rails, I'll try anything!"

by AllDayEveryDay January 15, 2009