Douche Dwelling

A habitation or dwelling where douchebags reside.

All this douchebaggery is killing me; I've gotta get out of this douche dwelling before it rubs off on me.

by Overturecly August 19, 2008

douche maid

n. A girl or woman who exhibits douchey qualities; the female equivalent of a douche bag.

See also Ann Coulter.

She came off as a total douche maid when she said she went to school in Boston instead of just saying Harvard.

by a Feminist June 19, 2009

Memory Douche

The act of doucheing the memory of a nasty Gina.

Bob: What are you doing in the bathroom John?
John: I am cleaning my crack with extra strength industrial cleaner.
Bob: Why?
John: They where having two dollar Tuesdays on Trade Street.
Bob: Memory Douche, Ha-ha ha-ha your not loving it!!!

Gina, Pussy, Lady Bits, Crank, Penis, Cock Cleansing, Dick Dipping

by Mr. and Ms. Wankercum November 7, 2010

Douche-Matic

Meaning "Gay" or "Stupid"

That was totally Douche-Matic!

by D00SHMAN123 April 18, 2009

douche hawk

A rebellious haircut on a douche bag who doesn't realize he's not a rebel, aka punk.

Barber: So what will it be?
Douche Bag: Let me get a tapery mohawk with a lineup.
Barber: Douche Hawk it is!

by RobAbe May 4, 2011

Douche Warrior

Someone who thinks they're tough but aren't and while they are trying to act tough they look very lame and idiot like.

Also: Most politicians.

Look at John trying to act tough in front of those women. I think they see what a true douche warrior he is.

by Chaotic Mind 77 September 11, 2009

Feral Douche

An acceptionally aggressive douche. Especially relating to an individual who does things like fall asleep during a conversation or game and explicitly does the opposite of what he/she is told.

Damn, that dude Terry is a feral douche. He went ahead and slapped that midget right after I told him the midget was on our side.

by pdiddy_l33t February 4, 2010