A fully erect penis.
"I've got a quarter chub and I'm on the way to a dollar." "I've got a dollar that can't fit in my wallet."
by pandanurse July 4, 2025
Get the dollar mug.Hym "Hehehahahahahaha! Pay up! 100-200 million dollars. I bet you a billion dollars to a bucket of dogshit that THAT is what that lawsuit is about."
by Hym Iam July 10, 2025
Get the 100-200 million dollars mug.To an AI researcher!? I'M THE REASON THE AI WORKS, MARK! YOU SHOULD BE PAYING ME A BILLION DOLLARS YOU FUCK!
Hym "Hoooooly shit! I'm not even asking for a billion dollars and I invented the fucking AI! People are TURNING DOWN a 1 billion dollar offer and THEY SHOULD! Because these motherfuckers need to pay. How is LITERALLY SAVING HUMANITY not worth a billion dollars to you? Fucking clown! Pay or die!"
by Hym Iam August 1, 2025
Get the 1 billion dollar offer mug.Hym "It would equal 0. And if I can't spend the 1 dollar then I haven't been paid. That is not 'A value of X the cannot equal 0 no matter how much I spend' for that reason. I either haven't been paid the dollar.' This constitutes 'Un-paying' and is intended to circumvent the terms of service and is, therefore, in violation of the Imaginary Caveat Clause. You know I'm going to execute that fuckimg cripple, right?"
by Hym Iam August 7, 2025
Get the 1 dollar mug.Da modest amount dat you hope dat yer new frecklefaced-redhead girlfriend will cost you. (Note: I am totally pro-equality, and so there is no gender-bias intended here; it's just that it's a long-practiced tradition that the guy picks up the tab for any dating-related expenses that the girl incurs, especially if "HE had asked HER" --- i.e., the guy had been the one who had approached the girl for the date --- and so the idea would be that SHE was doing HIM a favor by being his partner, and therefore she should not have to burden her own budget during said outing.
What with modern sky-high prices even for simple foods and entertainment, expecting a cute Irish chick to be content with just "a dollar o'day" in dating costs might be a bit unrealistic; a better thing to do would be to discuss beforehand what said hot Celtic-origined damsel most enjoys for meals and/or recreation, and then see if said preferences can be palatably met in a fairly-economical fashion, such as walking/biking around to various places instead of driving, having a picnic of supermarket-fare instead of eating out, renting a video instead of going to a theater, visiting hiking-trails and scenic overlooks instead of shelling out for pricey park-entry fees, etc..
by QuacksO August 9, 2025
Get the a dollar o'day mug.A basket case of a currency which has circulated at various times in Zimbabwe (Rhodesia) - an impoverished nation which was once the breadbasket of Africa.
At one point, the country's currency plunged to a record low Z$28,4 quadrillion to the U.S. dollar, triggering massive price increases with hyperinflation estimated at over a quintillion percent, although no one really knows.
At one point, the country's currency plunged to a record low Z$28,4 quadrillion to the U.S. dollar, triggering massive price increases with hyperinflation estimated at over a quintillion percent, although no one really knows.
A sign in a South African restroom at the height of the 2008-09 economic collapse:
Toilet paper only To be used in this toilet
No cardboard
No cloth
No Zim dollars
No newspaper
Toilet paper only To be used in this toilet
No cardboard
No cloth
No Zim dollars
No newspaper
by bitchuck August 21, 2025
Get the Zim dollar mug.See they won't stop doing the thing that is going to get your daughter stabbed, i.e., pay for the AI theory-dissertation and publicly punish the weaponization of schizophrenia...
Hym "But what I stab your daughter EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THESE 2 THINGS ARE HAPPENING... One lucky constant will receive 1 MILLION DOLLARS from both Ree-lon Musk and Andy Tate! Why? Before Ree-lon has no honor. No integrity. Why did all of the AI companies have the same breakthrough at the same time? Doesn't matter. Ree-lon has no integrity and want to STEAL from ME. We apparently need to ALLOW him to do that. So, when it cost you your child's life, you can have a million dollars. He won't do the thing that will prevent the child from dying in the first place but he will try to fill the hole left by your death daughter... With money! It's like a fun lottery for all of us to play. Where I choose the winner at random BECAUSE AMD EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I AM BOTH BEING HARASSED PERPETUALLY IN A MANOR THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MY DISSERTATION CONTAINED ALL OF THE NECESSARY CONSIDERATIONS REGARDING HOW TO BUILD AI IN THE MODERN ERA AND I OWN THAT VERY DISSERTATION!"
by Hym Iam September 16, 2025
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