twelve dollar situation

an mild inconvenience, especially one that causes confusion or distracts from the main point

Sally dropped a umbrella and it spilt her cup of coke on Shaun. He had to clean his shoes and was late for his tennis match. Sally got him into a twelve dollar situation

by lollygagger38 September 3, 2022

two dollar turtle sundae

When two individuals otherwise strangers hook up via a Facebook comment feed and agree to meet to get their nuts fudgey.

I never knew why I was on Facebook until my first two dollar turtle sundae.

by Please and thank you November 10, 2017

Dollar weight on a dime

A gross over-complication of an otherwise simple task, or an asymmetrically severe reaction towards an issue not deserving of such. Like killing a unicorn with a bomb, or bringing a gun to a knife fight.

I can understand you being upset that I slept with your sister, but you're putting a dollar weight on a dime.

by McHuffy April 13, 2017

million dollar buffet

multiple good looking people in the same place/room.

(made by Emma Mc, on ft with Leah Mc and Erin T)

I'm on a call with Emma, Leah and Erin, this is a million dollar buffet.

by million dollar buffet February 20, 2021

Philadelphia dollar tree

When a male ejaculates onto a random girls leg.

Did you hear about Rachel? She got Philadelphia Dollar Tree’d the other day. She said her leg was covered in jizz.

by BigRoostah July 13, 2024

tropical food dollars

Old school food stamps...before the cards came out

I'm hungry...anyone got some tropical food dollars.

by Shedtown October 26, 2018

Baltimore Tax Dollars

To skin your penis and jerk off with vinegar.

Patricia, you owe me Baltimore Tax Dollars!

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025