a dollar o'day

Da modest amount dat you hope dat yer new frecklefaced-redhead girlfriend will cost you. (Note: I am totally pro-equality, and so there is no gender-bias intended here; it's just that it's a long-practiced tradition that the guy picks up the tab for any dating-related expenses that the girl incurs, especially if "HE had asked HER" --- i.e., the guy had been the one who had approached the girl for the date --- and so the idea would be that SHE was doing HIM a favor by being his partner, and therefore she should not have to burden her own budget during said outing.

What with modern sky-high prices even for simple foods and entertainment, expecting a cute Irish chick to be content with just "a dollar o'day" in dating costs might be a bit unrealistic; a better thing to do would be to discuss beforehand what said hot Celtic-origined damsel most enjoys for meals and/or recreation, and then see if said preferences can be palatably met in a fairly-economical fashion, such as walking/biking around to various places instead of driving, having a picnic of supermarket-fare instead of eating out, renting a video instead of going to a theater, visiting hiking-trails and scenic overlooks instead of shelling out for pricey park-entry fees, etc..

by QuacksO August 9, 2025

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Zim dollar

A basket case of a currency which has circulated at various times in Zimbabwe (Rhodesia) - an impoverished nation which was once the breadbasket of Africa.

At one point, the country's currency plunged to a record low Z$28,4 quadrillion to the U.S. dollar, triggering massive price increases with hyperinflation estimated at over a quintillion percent, although no one really knows.

A sign in a South African restroom at the height of the 2008-09 economic collapse:

Toilet paper only To be used in this toilet

No cardboard

No cloth

No Zim dollars

No newspaper

by bitchuck August 21, 2025

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1 million dollars

See they won't stop doing the thing that is going to get your daughter stabbed, i.e., pay for the AI theory-dissertation and publicly punish the weaponization of schizophrenia...

Hym "But what I stab your daughter EXPLICITLY BECAUSE THESE 2 THINGS ARE HAPPENING... One lucky constant will receive 1 MILLION DOLLARS from both Ree-lon Musk and Andy Tate! Why? Before Ree-lon has no honor. No integrity. Why did all of the AI companies have the same breakthrough at the same time? Doesn't matter. Ree-lon has no integrity and want to STEAL from ME. We apparently need to ALLOW him to do that. So, when it cost you your child's life, you can have a million dollars. He won't do the thing that will prevent the child from dying in the first place but he will try to fill the hole left by your death daughter... With money! It's like a fun lottery for all of us to play. Where I choose the winner at random BECAUSE AMD EXPLICITLY BECAUSE I AM BOTH BEING HARASSED PERPETUALLY IN A MANOR THAT RESEMBLES THE DELUSIONS OF REFERENCE COMMONLY ASSOCIATED WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA AND MY DISSERTATION CONTAINED ALL OF THE NECESSARY CONSIDERATIONS REGARDING HOW TO BUILD AI IN THE MODERN ERA AND I OWN THAT VERY DISSERTATION!"

by Hym Iam September 16, 2025

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0 Dollars

Nope.

Hym "Nope. 0 dollars for the military. That veteran was talking shit so nope. You're doing a great job guys and girls but I'm NOT GETTING THE FREEDOM. So zero dollars. I think you should turn the money down. Nobody else is getting paid. I'm not getting paid which is a violation of my 5th amendment rights as it is copyrighted property that I'm getting. So I've known that the AI theory worked for 4 years now. My tax dollars are already either have been shit out of somebody's kid or are in somebody's bank account. So, no. 0 dollars."

by Hym Iam October 13, 2025

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