To have Big Back Bison Disorder means that you suffer from chronic eating which has caused your back to grow as big as a bison's.
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Get the Attention deficit disorder mug.Phonetic Reading Disorder or Phonetic RD is the inability to read or comprehend words spelled non-phonetically, resulting in poor to non-existent reading capabilities.
"I was diagnosed with Phonetic RD, which explains why I have so much trouble reading."
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
"I can't read because of my Phonetic Reading Disorder. "
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Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Symptoms Include:
-Desire to burn down "The Establishment"
-Compulsion to read Glassdoor and continually edit your review "so that others understand"
-Reluctance to find a new job
-Feeling triggered even more than usual when someone asks for your ID
-Overall increase in destructive behavior
Wow! my Post Traumatic ID.me Disorder (PTIDMED) has really been acting up lately. I found myself yelling at the cashier at my local bodega when she asked to see my ID when checking out with my 6 pack.
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A prevalent spectrum level disorder involving voids or blindness areas in depth preception of awareness & comprehension usually combined with lack of ability recognize or take meaningful action in themselves & others.
Those who suffer SOS Disorder display behaviors of confirmation bias & self fulfilling prophecies often believing others have dysfunctions & disorders as if they dont themselves while holding self diluted proofs of indifferent comforts or superficial & materialistic obtainments.
A prevalent spectrum level disorder involving voids or blindness areas in depth preception of awareness & comprehension usually combined with lack of ability recognize or take meaningful action in themselves & others.
Those who suffer SOS Disorder display behaviors of confirmation bias & self fulfilling prophecies often believing others have dysfunctions & disorders as if they dont themselves while holding self diluted proofs of indifferent comforts or superficial & materialistic obtainments.
Person1: Something is wrong with so and so...they have SOS Disorder...they are not working with a full deck.
Person2: why don't you talk about everything missing from your deck Person1 ?
Person2: why don't you talk about everything missing from your deck Person1 ?
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Get the DDDD Disorder mug.The creation of Israel marked the reforming of the Israelite tribe.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
Any Jew that did not move to Israel and become Israeli has abandoned the tribe and so they are not a Jew.
Such persons have Obsessive Jewish Disorder.
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