Dirty Eclair

A Dirty Eclair is a soft serve animal poop that has dog hair (or any other type of hair) and dirt covering it. These are not a hard find if u are around animals frequently.

Guy 1: Dude look at that dead rat on the floor.

Guy 2: That’s no rat, it’s a Dirty Eclair!
Guy 1: Woah bro!

Guy 2: Bro!

by BootyScooty July 21, 2019

Dirty Nich

The act of cumming in your own hand then smacking a female in the face with it while holding a gun to her head.

" Bitch you gona get the dirty Nich

by Nitty610 December 19, 2009

Dirty Gotleib

The act of Sticking one's penis into the blow hole of an orcka whale.

I had to swim for miles in the ocean so I could find an Orcka and give it a dirty Gotleib.

by Big Money Dizzle July 15, 2010

Dirty Bidet

When you go poop, and the turd splashes dirty toilet water back up in your butt hole.

Dude, I just took a dump and got a serious dirty bidet!

by ApologeticKid August 13, 2011

Dirty Bartholomew

Shoving a rubber duck into peanut butter and then up your Latina gf's ass while squeezing it repeatedly. She also has her foot in a flower pot.

I was bored so me and my gf decided to pull a Dirty Bartholomew

by Siriuslyfkinswag June 18, 2021

Dirty Haiden

Someone is a Dirty Haiden when he pulls down his pants at a nightclub and slaps his dick into a smoothie that a woman has been drinking then later goes to have sex in the trunk of a car after they have had sex they go into the store and piss inside of some peanut butter.

" hey do you wanna go have a dirty haiden?"

by Flashy17 YT May 1, 2020

dirty beck

When you do anal, oral, nostril, and vaginal sex all at the same time.

Get the gang. We are doing a dirty beck.

by Herman Becker May 29, 2020