Super Mario Drunk

When you black out while drinking in an unfamiliar place but then, as you sober up, your memory returns later in the night. Now you are somewhere unknown and its only a matter of time before you become too sleepy to find your way back. This is like in the old Mario games when he starts in the middle of a field, you have no idea why or how he got there, but there's a timer counting down before he is fucked. Mario must deal with the situation at hand, just like you.

Much more serious if you forget your phone.

Drew: Dude, where the hell did you go at the end of last night?

Jesse: I somehow ended up at this party with this guy that sorta looked like a Mexican Ron Jeremy who wanted to "make magic" with me, I was so damned super mario drunk.

by Webstersnightmare September 2, 2009

bathing suit drunk

The act of becoming so intoxicated that you wake up in the morning wearing your bathing suit without remembering how, when or why it happened.

John was so wasted last night. He woke up in the morning and realized he had been bathing suit drunk.

by jpizzlefoshizzlemahnizzle22 October 28, 2010

Jovi Drunk

Getting so drunk that you not only screw your chances of making out with a good looking female, but you also ruin any chances of a repeat make out sessions in the future and ultimately look like an ass to all your buddies and the rest of the people you are around.

Generally speaking when you get Jovi drunk you will end the nights make out session by stumbling and falling under a pool table, trying to fight the girl or do something that insures you will not be getting any action that night.

Did you see that guy last night? He was so Jovi drunk he fell going down the stairs and took that hot girl with him.

Jeff was so Jovi drunk last night he yelled at that girl for a half hour just because she wouldn't get him a beer.

Matt was making out with that gorgeous girl and then he got so Jovi drunk and fucked up any chance in hell he had.

by hellenkellar November 1, 2010

fucking drunk bitch

1. Hot girl that is always drinking and having a good time. Sometimes can come off rude or careless.

" Hey man your girlfriends a fucking drunk bitch"
or
" Look at that fucking drunk bitch"

by Fuckingdrunkbitch November 6, 2006

Drunk

Intoxicated with alcoholic liquor to the point of impairment of physical and mental faculties.
Caused or influenced by intoxication.

That nigga is actin wack, yo he done had one to many king cobra 40's yeah that niggas drunk.

by Supra March 18, 2003

Drunk Bitch

A girl or guy that has had way to much to drink and then makes a complete fool of themselves and regrets in the morning. usually regretted by ther for inviting them to drink.

That Drunk Bitch Meghan had way to much to drink and now has cum all over her face.

by Sanchez Corisine June 2, 2007

drunk as Dudley

Drunk for a prolonged period of time. A reference to Dudley Moore in "Arthur".

Synonyms: Shit Faced, {sloshed, wrecked, hammered

"Fuck. Look at him. He's drunk as Dudley."
"Yeah. He started drinking last Thursday and he's still going."

by Matt----Harris January 21, 2009