deuceapointment

Running to the toilet thinking you have to poop but it ends up only being a huge fart

I thought I had to take a huge shit but it was a deuceapointment and only a bunch of farts

by Zombiebre July 6, 2019

Deuce

Means the number 2 . Deuce will also be the name of the man that all the girls lust and all the men want to be like.

"Deuces!"

by Bigchoopppooop11122 October 23, 2019

Deuce canoe

When your turd lays on the bowl, goes down into the water, and then comes back out of the bowl like how a canoe floats on water.

Tom: OMG. I just dropped a deuce canoe.
Jim: A....what?
Tom: A massive deuce so big that needed its own paddle.

by LT1VegaGT December 30, 2019

Deuce Bigalow

1.When one drinks two cups of Bigalow tea, using two tea bags.
2.When one throws two teabags at you.
3. When two dudes teabag a hoe.

"Why Percival, I think we ought to teabag that lovely bird over yonder."
"Why Thaddeus, I do think you are correct."
"I think this calls for the fabled Deuce Bigalow"

"This betta not take all day, I gotta meet my parole offica in 2 hours"

by Intertubes9000 March 14, 2020

Deuce

Synthetic Weed

“We got high asf off the deuce last night, bruh”

by Kkaaaayyyy May 7, 2020

deuce

a vary ugly boy that love attention.

deuce is so ugly

by jadyn jones September 23, 2020

DeuceNposting

Posting on social media, while dropping a deuce✌

I'll be right out I'm deuceNposting.

by Scandelodeon October 1, 2020