Dave

Someone so unskilled, they can break a blender just by touching it!

'You're such a Dave!'
'Don't be a Dave!!'

by TMYSTREFF July 11, 2016

Dave

Substitute for the word cunt

Your a dave

by Nannycanddy March 10, 2018

Hot Dave

When a guy cums in a girls mouth and she spits it in his face....He was given a Hot Dave.

"I was getting a blow job in my trailer by some chick I burned for a camera, and I came in her mouth...AND SHE SPIT MY LOAD BACK AT ME...IN MY FACE....my mouth was open...I got owned and now my nickname is Hot Dave! :'( " -Dave

by payback77 April 2, 2011

Dave Grohl

The most talented guy ever in a incredible band Nirvana, but then his talent was wasted on a band called foo fighters.

"Duuuuuude im stoned, lets listen to that crappy band that dave grohl's in so it kills the moment."

by Sabiha-911 July 15, 2007

Dave Chappelle

This funny white comedian who hosts his own show and does funny skits about god and jesus and how much he loves fudge. He also hates black people for some reason.

"Damn, I was walking on a sidewalk, and a nigga came up to me and said 'yo dogg!' and I slapped the bitch!"

-Dave Chappelle

by mungo April 24, 2005

Dave

When you have to re-interview for your own job and you lose your job.

Wow man I totally daved that interview!

by Arrowgance November 22, 2018

Dave

A short fat nigger who sits on pizza’s

Oh look at that little Dave over there sitting on a slice of pepperoni!

by Brandondawimp April 26, 2019