by The Rare Kitty September 13, 2017
Get the the crusty crab mug.An airport favourite! After arriving at any airport one takes crab apples and inserts into ones anus after which copious amounts of laxatives are taken. One then submits ones self to a cavity search upon which a explosive reaction occurs when ones rectal cavity is searched.
"That guy yesterday deliverd one hell of a crab apple suprise all over mikes hand" . 2 girls one cup shower of shit
by Skylarker September 15, 2017
Get the crab apple suprise mug.Can be made up of one or more people who show up at protester in masks to hide their real identity. If illegal action happens, look for the crab. When masks are removed they become just a regular old cry baby democrat
by Ohdonk September 22, 2017
Get the Crab mug.Having a "Crab Crack" is when your ill fitting underwear rides up your arse crack, and you have to pinch them back into position using a crab pincher form with your hand.
by PiggyFucboi October 2, 2017
Get the Crab Crack mug.by JackIsNotInTheBox October 21, 2017
Get the Crabs mug.When a girl breaks up with her boyfriend and invites you over for "crab dinner" but is in actuality initiating oral sex
C: How was your day man?
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it
Q: Busy day, did some gardening and had a crab dinner
C: You mean you went bushwhacking and showed off that tongue game.
Q: You know it
by masshole official July 1, 2017
Get the Crab dinner mug.It’s in the act of fisting when you decide to then give that bitch Karen the whopping of a lifetime so you start to scratch that stank puss until she’s bleeding.
by Jacob coco November 2, 2017
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