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Counter Facepalm

When someone's overruse of the facepalm meme actually makes you want to do it as a response.
"That facepalm meme is so overrused."
"That's why I use Counter Facepalm."
by MM132 October 25, 2012
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Over-The-Counterculture

Noun refering to the mass of baby-boomers who, although not embracing the lifestyle of the previous counterculture (who took drugs in the 60's & 70's) suffer from symptoms that allow them to rationalize taking drugs in their 60's & 70's.
Daughter: "Hey, did you see how zonked Grandma was at the cookout? She was popping pain killers like M&Ms!"
Son-in-Law: "Yeah, she's a real card-carrying member of the Over-the-Counterculture - even though it's an AARP Discount Card!"
by Mark Gustavson June 18, 2008
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Making it count

the act of practicing french kissing (kissing with tongues) to improve your skills/talents to make a kiss 'count' or be liable.
dude 1: did you make it to base one?

dude 2: yeah...we were TOTALLY making it count ;)
by oxjoshleighox July 26, 2010
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Countdown City

Countdown City is neither Orlando, or San Antonio. Orlando's area code (Orange County) is 407 and San Antonio has no historical relevance to be called "Countdown City"...

Area code 321 is the area code serving Brevard County, Florida. The area code has been in use since November 1, 1999; it was assigned to Florida (instead of suburban Chicago) after a successful petition led by local resident Robert Osband to commemorate the Space Coast's impact (NASA/Kennedy Space Center) on Brevard County, thus coining the term "Countdown City". Although the real Countdown "City" is technically Cape Canaveral, the entire county claims the term as it's own.
You will find a lot of rocket scientists living in Countdown City.
by EC Surf June 30, 2016
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Good Counsel

A school that is full of antisocial sluts and hormonal, emotionally unstable guys that are gay for each other.
K: I have to end this relationship he's being so annoying.
S: Why is he being annoying?

K: He's from Good Counsel.
by Class of 2021 December 19, 2017
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Counter-productive

1)When you are doing something productive or being productive near a counter or a counter-like surface.

Objects can also be counter productive, as in shelves or knife-holders.

2)When you are productive near something that has counting abilities or data-collecting abilities.

Contrary to popular belief, this does not have a negative connotation.
That organizer Ned bought from the store was very counter-productive!

Mary, you are so counter-productive in the kitchen with your excellent cooking!

The scientists are very counter-productive with that machine that records data by counting each trial!
by BearsHugMe June 15, 2011
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Egg counter

Someone who predicts the result of something before it happens. Comes from counting how many chicks will hatch under a hen before they have hatched.
Douchey nerd "If my calculations are correct i scored 98% in that test"

Teacher "Don't be an egg counter boy!"

next day

Douchey nerd "But that can't be! how'd I get 99%????"

Teacher "Well you should'nt be an egg counter"
by Chugmeister of Sicily June 24, 2010
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