crotch corn

When one is lacking a popcorn bucket they often hold it in their lap or crotch area, this is called crotch corn.

"The cinemark is all out of buckets, I guess I'm going to have crotch corn."

by Blue Jam November 16, 2009

Corn-packer

A gay Iowan

"I was a corn-packer. And I know that term is offensive. To some people. Because corn-packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." Stephen Colbert responding to Iowa Republican Steve King at House Judiciary Committee about Immigration.

by Morto00x September 25, 2010

putting the corn back on the cob

While having anal sex with a woman, you pull out to discover there is a piece of undigested corn on your dick.

I was at a party on the week-end and this cougar totally wanted my dick in her ass. About half way through I pulled out to change positions and realized we were totally putting the corn back on the cob. In the interest of fairness I asked her eat the leftovers. That was awesome!

by Antichristian6669 February 24, 2012

Can the Corn

To have anal sex. To pillage one’s corn chute with the penis or a sexual device.

Rachel was begging me to can the corn so I went to pound town on dat ass.

I hooked up with a guy last night and well.......he decided to can the corn.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2019

jimmy crack corn

Gee-whiz, gee-willikers, Jesus Christ!, Holy Cow, God-dammit... all the same thing really. Just an expression of surprise.

Man: "Jimmy Crack Corn!"
Woman: "What?"
Man: "I just stepped on a fucking lego!"

by Xeratai April 19, 2022

corn stalk

An extermley thing girl, with bristly straight hair, and thing flappy arms. Tend to travel in large groups together for fear of embarassesment of the way they look.

My friend Jim Bob and I were walking through the mall today, and a herd of corn stalks walked right by us. We had to dodge their flappy arms.

"I MET UP WITH THIS CORN STALK THE OTHER DAY AND RIPPED HER IN HALF!!!, YOU WANNA KNOW WHY? CAUSE IM THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH!!!!!!!"

"Hey Bill, is that a bunch of girls walkin towards me or has a field of corn stalks uprooted and started smoking camel lights?"

by Ben Peterson October 22, 2007

Corn flake

A discreet way of identifying a cluster fuck.

"Too many people are scheduled to work today." "Yeah, the boss has created a real corn flake."

by cronkman_69 March 6, 2009