Cockalley

Place name, Chesterfield, Derbyshire, England. Hangout for swingers. Appears on map but all signs have been removed, so proving you have been there is impossible.

"Paul stroked his bone in cockalley"

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"Ben played with his balls in Cockalley"

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"Chris packed fudge in Cockalley"

by Chris Allen May 4, 2005

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Cock Festival

Usually occurring at house parties, a situation in which there exists a huge imbalance between males and females. In which there are 10x more single males at the party looking to get laid then there are available females. A cock festival can also be declared when there are loads of females but they either have b/f's or are Christian nut jobs..in which either cause you're not getting laid.

We went to the house party, but it turns out it was just a gigantic cock festival so we went home.

by Kevomanw3443 December 18, 2007

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cock botherer

Flirtatious gay man; term of insult aimed at a heterosexual man with tinted hair highlights (see also 'tinted twat').

Craig, what have you done with your hair? You look like a cock botherer.

by Nick T W January 1, 2008

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cock-o-copter

(v) The act of gripping the base of one's flaccid penis and twirling it around (mimicking the whirling motion of a helicopter blade) when jumping from a tall structure; usu. in an attempt to slow one's descent.

The cock-o-copter is thought to have been invented by Scotsmen in the early 1400's, as an effective method of flying/gliding when combined with the parachute-like properties of their kilts. The overall goal is an effect much like that achieved by modern-day airships (blimps).

Did you see how good Jon's cock-o-copter was off of that bridge? He almost levitated!

by porschedriver37 April 15, 2009

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