cookie pirate

a girl, who usually pwns at counter-strike unless met by a zong lux or unholycheese.

omg cookie pirate just ninja'd me, sneaky pirates.

by Andrew Corr May 4, 2006

cookie party

cookie + party = female masturbation marathon.

i believe "the sarah silverman show" reference to "cookie party" obscures its slang interpretation for comedic value.

my mom knocked on the bathroom door while i was in the middle of a cookie party

or

the only thing i wanted to do friday night was get lit and have a cookie party

by hammond eggs February 11, 2007

Cookie Whore

One who says "I Love You" in order to gain food products or other less honorable rewards.

"Give me your cookie." "No." "I love you." "Okay."
(Later)
"You're such a Cookie Whore Caleb"

by Betty Bruce September 19, 2006

cookie monster

The furry blue monster who eats large amounts of cookies on children's TV.

The cookie monster better quit eating too many cookies, or else he's gonna be obese.

by CanDA19 June 17, 2006

Eat The Cookie

Where two or more guys stand in a circle and jack off onto a cookie. And then whoever skeet skeets last is forced to eat it.

Welp Dan you skeet'd last so I guess that means you have to eat the cookie.

by Sars4U June 23, 2009

smelling cookies

A way to say that someone looks like they are a homoxexual without saying it out loud. Because gay guys often have a look on their face like they are smelling cookies. It is from a Dane Cook standup comedy joke.

That guy over by the bar is so smelling cookies.

by lusciousdragon February 3, 2010

butter cookie

Refers to any hole, including, but not limited to, a vagina that is so tight you can only get one finger through.

Dude, Julie's pussy is so tight it's like fingering a butter cookie!

by The Captain Awesome! April 15, 2008