Joke Cookie

Someone who often makes jokes or is funny. Can be used as a reply when someone makes a dad joke.

Tom: “why did the mushroom go to the party? ..because he was a fun-guy”

Charlie: “oh Tom, you’re such a joke cookie”

by Flying Tofu Monster December 26, 2020

Strawberry Crepe Cookie

The best, cutest cookie in cookie run kingdom. They could nearly kill me with their robots and I’d still apologize for touching their wafflebots (NOT IN A WEIRD WAY YOU PERVERTS CREPE IS A MINOR)

I’m trying to max out Strawberry Crepe Cookie right now

by cure.passions.harp December 28, 2021

smoking cookie

smoking "cookie" refers to Girl Scout Cookies, or GSC, is an OG Kush and Durban Poison hybrid cross whose reputation grew too large to stay within the borders of its California homeland.

smoking cookie: Raindrop, drop top (drop top) Smokin' on cookie in the hotbox (cookie)

by Phil E Street February 1, 2017

statement cookie

a fortune cookie that doesn't actually have a fortune in it, instead they package it with a lame statement like; Versatility is one of your greatest features.

Guy 1: Heh, what does you fortune cookie say?
Guy 2: Its not a fortune cookie its a goddamn statement cookie, it reads, " To understand a man, you must listen to his words."
Guy 1: Duh that's not only a statement, but its fucking obvious, more like a douche cookie.

by Crunchyness October 2, 2007

last cookie syndrome

when you reach for the last cookie (can be anything i.e. potato chip etc.) and come to find out you already ate (or used or taken) the last one.

damn, I just got hit with the last cookie syndrome. Someone are the last piece of pie.

by leaf337 February 12, 2017

Fire Spirit cookie

Best cookie in cookie run!! That’s a fact everybody agrees, they should.

Fire spirit cookie is best cookie

by firespiritcookie March 17, 2021

Want a cookie?

Sarcastic response to someone who either boasts about something as if they deserve a reward for it, says something that nobody cares about but acts like everyone should, or says something that you can't really respond to. Rarely used IRL; most commonly used on internet forums.

Poster 1: I got a papercut yesterday.
Poster 2: ...Want a cookie?

by danthaman15 June 22, 2009