Total Chode

Someone, always a guy, that can never not be a Douchebag, Asshat, Jack Off, Schmuck, and or Scum Bag, no redeeming qualities!

Joe is a TOTAL CHODE!

by Bam068 January 30, 2020

Chode lick

Close friends, or homies.

Hunter is my main Chode Lick man

by PTruvs September 17, 2009

chode five

Similar to a high five, except instead of slapping hands together you slap chodes. This requires two males.

Chode fiving while both parties are in the nude displays a much greater level of friendship and respect.

Aaron: Yo, Josh. I just got a phone number from some smoking hot chick.

Josh: Sweet! Come over here and give me a chode five.

by hivoltage June 13, 2008

Chode Snake

An extremely annoying or contemptible person.

"have you met that Dale guy that used to have that fake newspaper?"

"I have, and he's a real fuckin' chode snake."

by the Chame-Loc'ster July 28, 2023

chode tea

The act of steeping tea adding some chode butter to it for the added flavor.

Hey Buddy how was that chode tea. It was great it had a nutty buttery flavor to it.

by Weezy76 October 05, 2017

Reverse Chode

A relatively long skinny Penis.

This guy I was with last night had such a bad reverse chode we had to use a spring roll as a condom.

by mrcannoli1997 June 02, 2015

Baby chode

Most people would think this refers to a tiny chode but no it is in fact a sideways baby

I'm going to put my little brother Aidan sideways in your asshole so you're taking a baby chode you fuck

by sheepmeister April 24, 2015