Phonetically Challenged

Disorder in which the sufferer can not spell at all. A consequence of book deprivation, poor teaching, poor school attendance, or too many hours spent texting/chatting. Sufferers spell all words phonetically and inevitably are teased and scorned by their peers and strangers alike.

If Jane had spelled upholstery correctly her English teacher would not have asked what "upulstry" was. She was teased by her classmates for the rest of the year for being phonetically challenged. poor spelling texting phonics

by CountyDame July 11, 2011

most extreme elimination challenge

A totally off the wall game show thats as funny as watching a one legged dog at a fire hydrant. INDEED!! Right you are Kenny. The funniest game show i've ever seen. Not the smartest show, but the funniest!!

During a couples show, the male swings from a rope over a small pond and has to make his body stick to a wall (the wall looks like a window with curtains)directly accross said pond. He wears a velcro suit i assume. As he prepares his wife shouts to him " Keep it between the pink curtains honey!" Hysterical..

by Richard Cranium January 15, 2004

The stop light challenge

Drag racing with another car when the light turns green.

his WRX beat the civic si on the stop light challenge

by sloth96cky January 22, 2009

Bond Hall Challenge

(n) the act of consuming one shot in each of Bond Hall's studios (totaling 7 shots).

"What are you up to tonight?"

"We just had a project due, so I'm completing the Bond Hall Challenge."

by ndarchie May 2, 2010

100 staple challenge

When idiots with too much time on their hands get someone to staple them with a staple gun so they can show off their idiocy and provide laughs for the rest of us.

Dude, did you see that guy who stapled himself 100 times because he got 100,000 subscribers on YouTube? He called it the 100 staple challenge!

Yeah, that was really stupid, but HILARIOUS!!

by RationalPresident February 15, 2014

Wade Boggs Challenge

The drinking equivalent of an Iron Man Triathlon (except far more impressive). Completed by drinking 70 beers over a 24 hour period. (As extra credit, one can attempt to eat an entire rotisserie chicken to boot).

Tommy, may he Rest In Peace, completed the Wade Boggs Challenge In ‘07. Thus, he is legally entitled to a Viking funeral in which his body is burned on an adrift warship.

by Dr. Girthquake February 27, 2019

Chall

To chall is to take a massive dump in a public place.

Oh noo someone has done a massive Chall in the pool! not going to be able to go in until it's cleaned!

Uh oh grandpa has just Challed on the meat isle in asda

by Craigo223134 October 26, 2012