Coffee

A Beverage formed by the heavens to bring happiness and life to all whom consume it.

Oh my god! this Coffee is delicious!

by Pistol in the Netherlands January 19, 2020

Coffee enema

It's when a little Italian barista pumps your asshole full of espresso and then flushes it out only to serve it to your best friend

Dude I so totally got a coffee enema earlier. Pete loved the chewy bits

by Another forsaken February 8, 2020

caffeine powder

Cocaine.... it’s cocaine

“How do you not drink coffee in the morning”
“I just use “caffeine powder”

by SinfulVirtue March 1, 2020

Caffeist

A name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe after a bike ride, than they did riding there bike for the day

Caffeist is a name for a cyclist that spends more time drinking coffee at the cafe than They do riding there bike for the day.

Look at all the Caffeists sitting at the coffee shop again.

by Turtletoucher23 July 19, 2020

Coffee hall April

Coffee hall April is a whore . Aka April Hendy . She gave a disabled guy slops took his money and then wheeled him into the road .

Yo slime Coffee hall April (April Hendy ) is a slut

by Trollshahahah May 30, 2020

Coffee

There’s something special in the act of drinking a cup of coffee with someone else. It’s beautiful, special, and the best part of the day!

Waking up to a fresh pot of coffee looking into the eyes of the love of my life

by Just the truth! December 8, 2020

caffeine shits

The act of drinking a caffeinated beverage, then soon after having to shit.
Also referred to as Caffeinated Shits; Caff Shits, coffee shits.

Person 1: I just chugged a redbull and now it feels like an avalanche of shit is rupturing inside me!
Person 2: That’s what the Caffeine Shits will do to you.

by XxRoar2009xX January 14, 2021