Butthole Surfer

An act where someone is given many enemas but holds them all in. Once a penis slid completely into the anus they push out all the water.

Man, my penis was really riding her butt wave when we did the butthole surfer last night

by BiPunk72 July 8, 2025

Butthole

When a 5 year old is not allowed to say the word “ass” in asshole but in reality makes it 1 googolplex times worse.

Kid: You are such a butthole!
Dude: dies

by 147852369/*-+.0 August 12, 2025

Butthole Molestation

THAT'S IT!

Hym "It was the butthole molestation bit! That's what you're offended by! Oh gosh-golly! There. See? I knew I'd figure it out eventually."

by Hym Iam September 8, 2025

Butthole Express

The most unpleasant ride this side of the Orient, often following a mistake or some kind of defeat, whereafter only more pain or embarrassment is likely.

The Butthole Express often operates as the ‘Buhthole Express’ in the company of more censorious parties. It is a cheeky, culturally flavored euphemism — a playful nod to accented pronunciation — used to refer to the same unpleasant journey.

“Welcome aboard the Butthole Express — the journey that makes the Pain Train look high class.”

“When my opponent blundered his queen, I let him know that he had just boarded the Buhthole Express. Choo! Choo!”

by MrChocolateShakes_ September 8, 2025

bubbling butthole

When you have been drinking and eating greasy foods all day out in public and your OCD about using your own bathroom. You just feel it bubbling playing peek a boo with your ass hole.

Dude these bathrooms at NASCAR are disgusting what do I do I got that bubbling butthole.

by hgo9889 September 21, 2014

salty butthole

Someone who is being salty but also an asshole. Instead of calling them one thing, call them both.

Steve was being such a salty butthole yesterday.

by skettiandbutter October 8, 2015

flacid butthole

A long floopy blood filled dong in the butthole of someone else

i received a flacid butthole from Jeff last night

by flacidbutthole June 1, 2016