As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

You talking up that girl was as smooth as braille.

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026

As smooth as braille

When something didn't go the way it should have.

Guy 1. You got a mirror in your ass? because i can see myself in it tonight. Guy 2. That pickup line was as smooth as braille

by KonradTheFish February 18, 2026

A watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf

When waiting for a reaction or action from an adversary (the wolf) it feels like it takes forever.

- ”have you received the legal claim that we’re expecting yet?”

- ”no, I’m sorry takes forever”
- ”yeah, a watched pot never boils when waiting for the wolf”

by [Exh0] May 30, 2025

Tougher than boiled owl shit

Analogous to built like a brick shithouse

Arnold Schwarzenegger is tougher than boiled owl shit

by Russellsroughneck January 1, 2026

oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

you wouldn't be you if you didn't face the hardships in your past.

its alright man oden wouldn't be oden if it wasn't boiled

by lushavape September 2, 2022