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brandon koifman

a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...
yooooo i wanna be a brandon koifman so so bad”
by uh.whore March 14, 2021
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Bloody Brandon

when brandon calls people out for something and then does it himself no less than 5 seconds later.
brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving

*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*

“bloody brandon.”💅✨
by nobnardxo September 8, 2018
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Brandon Allan

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.
Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) is such a sweetheart.
by Helena99101 August 17, 2017
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The Brandon Special

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
by Darla Defective September 25, 2020
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Brandon Ross

DAAAAMMMNNN!!! Brandon Ross dick big as a skyscraper!!
by SexyGirl9674809 December 11, 2017
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Brandon Queue

Let’s get that Brandon Queue going, I need to make it back to Silver 3
by BrandonJackson August 12, 2022
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