a soccer player that is the best at “gluck gluck 3000”. we officially have a recording of him sucking someone’s dingle dangle dongle...
by uh.whore March 14, 2021

brandon: don’t mute because when everybody mutes you all end up leaving
*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*
“bloody brandon.”💅✨
*brandon mutes, then end’s the call*
“bloody brandon.”💅✨
by nobnardxo September 8, 2018

If you ever meet a Brandon Allan (Insert last name here) you have been blessed by an angel. For they are the most noble, intelligent, selfless, humorous, honest, and loveable human beings you will ever meet in your existence. They are also great lovers, and know how to treat their significant other right. Putting them before themselves. If you ever meet on, never let him go. EVER. It would be the biggest mistake of your entire life.
by Helena99101 August 17, 2017

When a couple is soaking in a hot tub or bath and the guy holds his breath to put his face under water and perform oral sex on his girlfriend.
We were just soaking in the jacuzzi and kissing and then he did The Brandon Special and went down on me under water!
by Darla Defective September 25, 2020

A black nigga with a BIG ASS DICK!!!
by SexyGirl9674809 December 11, 2017

by BrandonJackson August 12, 2022
