felonious bone

A raging hard-on of such magnitude that one is willing to risk incarceration in order to allow it to fulfill its destiny. A felonious bone is most often brought on by high school girls.

Mall Security Guard #1: Dude, I have to quit working at the mall.
Mall Security Guard #2: Why man?
Mall security Guard #1: That little bitch at Baskin Robbins makes my balls so tight.
Mall Security Guard #2: I hear ya man. I saw her in the parking lot last night and got such a Felonious Bone that I had to punch myself in the nuts to regain control.
Mall security Guard #1: Ouch!

by moosec May 5, 2009

Justin Bones

Someone who spends time looking at other guys at the gym hiding his boner.

Wow that guy is definitely a Justin Bones!

by JMO1916 January 23, 2020

bone-thin

cut down to absolute minimum.

We've cut our business resources down bone-thin.

by Tady Bare August 1, 2014

herring bone

1 The Gait of a person who has an itchy anus.
2 The feeling of a fishbone stuck in your sphincter after having to nip one off early and failing to wipe your ringbox adequately in order to catch a bus.

"ayup have you seen how our Sara's walking? She looks like shes got a herring bone stuck in her ringpiece"

by Lord Harworth September 9, 2008

prone to bone

describes a person that looks attractive; somebody with whom one would like to have sexual intercourse

I don't care if she's 52 years old-- Sheryl Crow is prone to bone.

by Uncle Snake December 13, 2014

Bone chilling

The act in which someone jacks off and puts there boner in the freezer to cool it off.

Jack: "Man I was bone chilling for an hour last night."

by Raistlin16 January 24, 2011

Lazy Bones

An adjective used to describe when one is too tired to be bored and yet too bored to be tired.

I'm lazy bones

by ZDBray December 18, 2014