Master Blaster

Also "the Super Shocker" - 2 in the stink and 1 in the pink as opposed to it's more common and comfortable cousin.

I hooked up with a drunk groupie back stage at the Steel Panther concert last week and when she begged me for more, I gave her the Master Blaster.

by VickersVagina March 29, 2010

9 Volt Battery

While licking an asshole the recitient issues a small fart resembling the tingle you get from a 9v battery

i started licking this chick's asshole and she gave me the 9 Volt Battery! WTF!!!

by Lucky Lucifer August 22, 2011

Battery

Slang term for African American. Used primarily by non-African Americans.

Battery is derived from "AA", which is police shorthand for "African American".

Look at the Battery coming out of the pile!

by anonymoosie February 17, 2006

blatteroon

Blat·ter·oon
L. blatero, -onis.
A senseless babbler or boaster. Obs.

«I hate such blatteroons.» Howell.

by Johnroyalnavy December 25, 2007

asster blaster

the little known gay life mate of master blaster on mad max,much the same as master plaster

damn it, lets go get us some chimminychangas

by j forshizzleness May 13, 2005

butter cup blaster

the act of farting into a turkey baster and then proceeding to squeeze that said fart into an unsuspecting persons

Steve: Last thanksgiving my father prepared the turkey. While I was making the stuffing my father perfomed a butter cup blaster on me, which unfortunately led to my demise.

Andy: Sucks to be you man.

by El Smockito January 3, 2010

Texas Butt Blaster

To take a shit on a womans foot, and have them anally penetrate you with it. (the poop is used as lubrication)

my girlfriend gave me a texas butt blaster in the farm.

by Hupman December 30, 2011