Penis biscuit

1. An exclamation usually directed at a person.
2. A biscuit cut in half, with a penis in the middle

"John, you're a god damned penis biscuit!"
"Jenny likes penis biscuits for breakfast."

by skeletorsanalslave December 7, 2006

butter biscuit

A hot snatch/pussy/vagina. Just dripping and steaming.

I'm skipping lunch today boys, going to be chowing some butter biscuit with my honey.

by Pillsbury Dough Boy June 11, 2007

biscuit dick

A dick that is wider than it is long thus looking like a biscuit.
See also chode

Your dad can't manufacture because he has a biscuit dick that is not long enough to extend into your mom.

by Ben April 20, 2005

BISCUIT BASKET

Product-- The final layer of clothing that seperates man from the all mighty vagina ( a.k.a. biscuit )

She dropped her pants and much to my suprise there were skidmarks in her biscuit basket.

by Mike a.k.a. the underground webster February 5, 2005

Sea Biscut

The act of farting while wearing a wetsuit. The fartbubble travels up the suit and expels through the collar making a fart like noise.

Dude! That hot blonde just ripped a hotdog flavored sea biscut.

by Crass October 12, 2004

biscuit head

a rather dumbass, crackhead, or douchebag. Mother Fucka.

Man, that bitch ass is such a biscuit head!

by Austin Winfield March 16, 2009

shit-biscuits

1. A confectionary given to your enemys, consisting of:
Shit + Biscuits.
2. A curse for when "Oh FUCK!" just isn't enough.

1. I really hate that brian-face, I know what I'm going to bake him, shit! and biscuits! Shit-biscuits!
2. Oh Shit-biscuits! (realising youve forgotten to wear clothes whilst in the middle of a flight to Ibeza)

by Tom Glenx May 1, 2006