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Birthday

The most epic day in which the epitome of greatness was descended upon this realm. The day D-Mill was crafted into historical wonder!
His birthday was the best day every, because upon the day life was made better.
by ShadowWitch May 20, 2023
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Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.
by tjbeus February 1, 2023
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Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.
The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.
by mub1002 October 8, 2022
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birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born
by Vita Smart November 28, 2022
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Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.
"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!
by bongusdongus July 29, 2022
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Birthday Wank

An Evening of Masturbation on one's birthday to celebrate the conceivement of one's self.
Mate: yo man you wanna go out tonight for your birthday?

You: sorry man I'm having a birthday wank tonight
by 69420candice69420 February 22, 2023
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