Birthday Meatdown

How many times you have to beat the birthday boys meat determining how old they are. For example, Josh turned 24 years old today, so someone could beat his meat 24 times during that day.

Luke: “Yo Javier, did you see Josh turned 24 today?”
Javier: “Shit, imma give him a birthday meatdown”

by Meatdowner October 18, 2022

Spider-man birthday cake

when you roll one of your cousins in a carpet, cut a hole in it and fuck their ass while they cry.

"Stop it jimmy, I don't want to be the spider-man birthday cake this time"!

by bongusdongus July 29, 2022

Birthday time

Birthday time is the 7 days before your birthday, and the 7 days afterwards.

My birthday time starts tomorrow

by tjbeus February 1, 2023

Ukrainian Birthday Candle

A burning fuel tanker on a train, especially one lit up for Putin's birthday.

The Crimean Bridge saw a train full of Ukrainian Birthday Candles on October 8.

by mub1002 October 8, 2022

Birthday

The most epic day in which the epitome of greatness was descended upon this realm. The day D-Mill was crafted into historical wonder!

His birthday was the best day every, because upon the day life was made better.

by ShadowWitch May 20, 2023

Sean D's birthday

Sean D's Birthday is March 14th

"when's Sean D's Birthday"

"it's March 14th"

by Bill barker July 2, 2021

birthday sex

when you have coitus on the day that represents the day of your birth but it won't happen on the same day that you were born

"Your birthday sex has been declined"

by Vita Smart November 28, 2022