Bean

Nickname for a friend,whose penis is small, discovering this of course through none homosexual experience

Guy 1 "Bro Kelly went blow joe last night, and started cracking up after she saw his dick"
Guy 2 " fucking bean always scaring the chicks away"

by Sircookealot May 18, 2014

Bean dip

The act of baptizing a Mexican

We all arrived for the bean dip, that pool will never be the same

by Pat mcgroin September 4, 2013

bean flicking

masturbating
touching your hoo ha

"man i just came back from a great time of bean flicking"
"awesome i did it yesterday!"

by skylightttbby July 17, 2016

bean prout

The way an asian waiter/waitress may pronounce bean sprouts. Also used as a code to participate in the smoking of mary jane.

"can we have some more bean sprouts please?"
"bean prout?"
"no bean sprouts"
"Yah yah bean prout"
"...yeah..."

or

(said by english speaking person imitating asian accent)
"bean prout?"
"heck yea i wanna"

by Nerdalie September 28, 2006

big bean burrito

When a giant Mexican has anal sex with a white man after eating Taco Bell.

Micheal gave his lover a big bean burrito.

by AngelDelMuerto May 20, 2014

bean smasher

One who engages in anal sex for the purpose of squashing bits of fecal matter with the penis. Note: The recipient should not wipe for several days before engaging in this activity.

We have a bean squasher in the family!

by Aaron Cooper June 1, 2005

bean squad

A term for your Latino American group of friends, used in a friendly way to show contrast to your own race. Much nicer than the racially insensitive "beaner."

Black Girl #1: Oh, we need another crew to go with to that party tonight.
Black Girl #2: I know! We'll call the bean squad! (on phone) Hello, Lupe? Get Rafael and Carlos, we gonna tear up Paramount tonight!

by 310sfinest May 25, 2009