bachelor nap

After a night of partying (preferably with women) when one tries to catch a few hours of shuteye.

TeeCiez: Shit, I have three hours til work!

ACey: better get a quick bachelor nap in before, else you're gonna go into work drunk and tired as shit.

by Vegas Bagels August 2, 2009

Flag

Get the bachelor nap mug.

Base Bacteria

Bacteria on the base of ones penis. species Bacteriuos baseous. This species of bacteria migrates to the base of ones penis from either the anus or meatus.

George "No I didn't was my hands after I peed, I only touched the base of it"

Candice "Dude haven't you ever heard of base bacteria?"

by itsmeforunow November 23, 2009

Flag

Get the Base Bacteria mug.

Related Words

basher • Basheer • bashe • bashed • Basheera • Basheering • bashed crab • Bashed out • bashee • bashen

The healthy cereal put at the bottom of the cereal bowl used as a base for the sweet, unhealthy cereal added above it. Used by mothers to get at least get some nutrients into the diet of their children.

To little Charlie's disappointment, he could not have an entire bowl of Sweet Pops as his mother required him to have the tasteless but nutritious base cereal as part of the mix.

by sparkuss June 18, 2011

Flag

Get the base cereal mug.

Banshee Whore

A lesbian, normally of an ethnic background, who is both a whore (see definition of whore) and someone who makes a lot of noise and drama where ever she may go.

My girl, FarkMeBlind is such a banshee whore.

by Walt Whitman's Great Niece January 19, 2012

Flag

Get the Banshee Whore mug.

Bachelor sweeping

When a bachelor walks barefoot on bare floors. When enough crap sticks to his feet, he wipes them with his hand over a garbage can.

"All he ever does is dust with this hands and bachelor sweeping. He never mops or vacuums. His sink is full of dishes. His bathtub and toilet are disgusting. Why on God's green earth would you want to date him?"

by lifeinfragments September 18, 2012

Flag