Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011

J Language

A language that was invented my two idiots / jiotechs that cannot spell, also known as sauriousj language.

Himan 1: Do you know any other languages?
Himan 2: Yes, I’m very fluent in Sauriousj language..
Himan 1: What-
Himan 2: sauriousjumbjustjrejou

by yee yee sis’s sis November 9, 2019

medium j

a smart ass asshole with curly hair

A medium j would say whatever you say doesn't matter.

by krazedhatchetgrl December 5, 2004

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

J Knockout

A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.

That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

j-sesh

a jerk-off session, the period spanning from when one begins to watch porn and until he finishes

Joe: "Hey guys, I'll be right back."
Schmoe: "Ayy, goin' for that j-sesh real quick?"
Joe: "Fuck off."

by KeithUrbanDictionary November 16, 2017

J-Ring

The end, away from your mouth, on a Jimmy Johns sandwich.

All it takes is one bite, half-way through my Jimmy Johns sandwich, and I always blow out my J-Ring. Also referred to as a Meat Squeeze.

by voris December 11, 2009