Closet Asshole

when a person is nice to you to get what they want and then once they get it or find out they cant have it they are a closet asshole

man that guy was nice but since you didnt give it up to him and hes acting like a closet asshole.

by aricker June 11, 2008

asshole like

when someone likes something on facebook that isn't a good thing but they like it just to be an asshole

mel's status was "snowed in for the next 2 days" i gave it an asshole like

by mjamor53 December 21, 2009

Ultimate Asshole

An ultimate asshole is the supreme of all tiers of assholism. While there may be the fearsome, mega-asshole, the ranking is still considered below that of the Ultimate Asshole, which is the absolute of all assholes. These people often do not hold back, and show no mercy when crossed. The only worthy opponent of this foe is none other than Chuck Norris and numerous Roundhouse Kicks to the face.

That girl I asked out the other night totally led me on - but she wasn't an Ultimate Asshole like my ex-girlfriend.

My boss is the worst - most definitely the Ultimate Asshole on my team!

Your shitty attitude lately has earned you the title of Ultimate Asshole.

by Ultimate Asshole March 8, 2012

liquid asshole

Expression used to describe the god-awful smell or taste of a beverage.

Note: You don't actually have to know what an asshole smells or tastes like to use this expression.

Oh my god dude, this Long Island tastes/smells like liquid asshole!

by Nickz December 9, 2008

Asshole Retard

n., 1. Someone who doesn't know his ass from a retard in the ground.

use: "Look at that fucking idiot, what an asshole retard."

Origin: Started when it was no longer enough to just call someone an asshole or a retard.

1. Those kids who do backyard wrestling. Somehow throwing your best friend off the roof of his house equals fun for these assholes. The retard portion is just kind of implied since they thought this was a good idea in the first place.

2. The 1985 Chicago Bears for there rendition of the "Super Bowl Shuffle". Read the lyrics and you will agree. Some examples include "running the ball is like making romance", "I practice all day, dance all night", and of course "I run like lightnin', pass like thunder." If this is not the definition of asshole retard I don't know what is.

3. Anyone with a mullet.

4. Those guys who have "bumper balls" hanging from the trailer hitch of their truck. See bumperballs.com for plenty of examples.

by Turd Ferguson February 4, 2005

Sucking Asshole

To liberally Inhale the contents of someones asshole.

Hey you! where you going? Come back suck my asshole! It's Clean... I promise!!!

by Christina October 16, 2003

clueless asshole

1. someone who doesn't have a clue, doesn't care that they don't have a clue and can maintain a constant stfu attitude about not having a clue while knowing that they don't have a clue. (see George W. Bush)

2. Anyone who both disagrees with your position and behaves in a way of which you do not approve. Usually referred to as such when not in immediate physical presence.

3. You, if you say it behind their back and can't say it to their face.

1. W is such a clueless asshole that he actually believes he's the Decider.

2. I wonder if Larry Craig ponders what a clueless asshole he is when he's taking a dump.

3. Hey, how's it going? Haven't seen you in a while. (While thinking to yourself: I haven't seen this clueless asshole in over a year. I guess my luck just ran out.)

by RUKind January 8, 2009