Arse crisp

Arse crisp comes the latin term meaning " sore arse".. put simply, you've eaten too much shit food and drank too much. You have the shits to the point the hairs on your arse have cling-on's, giving rise to an "itch or soreness".. like you have a crisp up your arse.. hence.. ass crisp.

jesus man, after last night a have arse crisp!

by tudunk December 16, 2015

Arse beans

Dry lumbs of poo caught in arse hair

“You’ve got arse beans”

by Conmcsweeney November 6, 2019

Mystery arse

One with the smelly hole

Lucas you’ve some mystery arse

by Erniefella December 2, 2019

Mystery arse

Only used as a last resort when you have no come back

Shup you ya big smell
Response: You’re nun but a mystery arse

by Ernestas starch December 2, 2019

Pain in the arse

Samuel Launiere

Samuel Launiere in the biggest pain in the arse

by Hannahx88 December 14, 2019

blasted arse shard

A fragment of human shit that is fired out of the anus after a large, explosive fart.

Mark's anus roared! Dave quickly ducked as a blasted arse shard flew over his head.

by Zonal K September 19, 2019

Donky arse

Donky arse i often used to say that someone has flat or misshaped ass

Guy 1: WoW that girl has a donky arse

Guy 2: oh shit you're right

by Donaldobama is my dad October 7, 2019