an arse like a burst orange

The state of one's anus after a particularly heavy night of alcohol and questionable street food.

Alright Danny, how was last night?
Aw man, I'm fucking struggling today. Went for a shite and out came a barrage of fizzy bisto. Honestly, I've got an arse like a burst orange.

by Runstable P. Bagadagger October 15, 2017

upside down arse

A stupid person (usually used in text)

Jack: *cracks a stupid joke*

Thomas: "Listen here you upside down arse"

by Rageyyyy August 24, 2021

Arse hole

Dolt or group thinker who writes disparaging remarks about Donald Trump. Lacks ability the think critically. Follows the herd off tbe cliff.

The arse hole hated America and moved to Venezuela to enjoy socialism and was eaten by rats while trying to find toilet paper.

by anonymous December 4, 2020

Arse-nist

An attractive woman with an incredible arse or ass. An Arse that's so hot ot unintenionally starts fires on your pants.

Dam girl you're an arse-nist dat ass is starting a fire in my pants.

by Ibbyz February 7, 2017

Arse pipe

another name for colon

"I know dude, I just had my arse pipe deflowered by one of them."

by Frankie Flowers May 15, 2018

screaming out me arse

grandiose phrase for farting

anon: screaming out me arse

anon2: can i sniff it?

by randytaylor69 May 25, 2023

drag arse

Namely the word to describe your trainee engineer that turns up late with a can of energy drink everyday with more excuses than a pregnant nun.. The drag arse normally thrives on Lemon Haze and 500 calories a day

Why are you late again Drag Arse?

by Dordy Cacker December 12, 2020