drag arse

Namely the word to describe your trainee engineer that turns up late with a can of energy drink everyday with more excuses than a pregnant nun.. The drag arse normally thrives on Lemon Haze and 500 calories a day

Why are you late again Drag Arse?

by Dordy Cacker December 12, 2020

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Arse Baby

A baby born to a man through his arse hence arse baby

He had to relegate himself on Fifa as the games were too competitive, what an arse baby

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arse germ

An arse germ is a lowlife scumbag who was conceived from left over jism running down an arse crack. They are closely related genetically to shit cunts

You are a fuckin lower than a shit cunt mate. You're nothin but a slimy fuckin arse germ.

by Cuntrycunt March 04, 2017

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Old Leather Arse

Old Leather Arse was a fictional person who fell off a London bus and was popularised in the expression about not having done something for ages.

“I haven’t been down there since Old Leather Arse fell off the bus”

by SwissMinty March 19, 2024

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arse cracling

you know when u do a really big shit and it leaves poop in the hair on ur arse and after a while it sollidifies and becomes small balls of poop wrapped in hair and shit well when u save them up for eNough time then u can make a sausage out of this once this sausage shaped poop master is formed u have created the almighty arse cracling and nothing will ever be as epic as the thing u have just done

dude the other day i made some pretty AMAZING ARSE CRACLING and i ate it for like 5 days.... my girlfriend refused to kiss me for 8 weeks :(

by twatsc September 03, 2008

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