Slick Egg

A testicle that has been inserted into a wet vagina and then removed from said vagina, thus making it feel similar to a slick egg.

Dude 1: Bro, I slick egged my girlfriend last night!
Dude 2: Nice homie!

by Cheetahz December 23, 2016

Goose Eggs

1. The delightfully sweet and hearty shell-encased life containers of the most mysterious animal; the Goose.
2. The ovaries of a *VERY* fertile woman
3. A couple 0’s
4. Bold investments

“My goose eggs will put goose eggs in her bank account, then she’ll cook those goose eggs in my french toast and imma scramble her shit”

by Hampton Grey April 10, 2021

merfirc egg

An egg that is really sus and rare.

Person 1: OMG IS THAT A MERFIC EGG
Person 2: OMG YES *starts singing* IM A MERFIRC EGG MERFIRC EGG

by Bunblebainis_lover April 27, 2022

Egg Support

When you ask a mortar man for supporting fire and he uses eggs as ammunition.

No. 'EGG SUPPORT' INBOUND

by Crack Sparrow October 22, 2023

Egg Man

The chinese man whos head is like an egg. He is famous for singing a song with the lyrics "xue hua piao piao bei feng xiao xiao".

Person 1: "Hey who sung the xue hua piao piao song?" Person 2: "Oh the Egg Man sung it."

by ryanadamdragon November 26, 2021

Egg delivery

(noun)

1. Word used to describe unnecessary mechanics of a video game, filler content in a game.
(Term coined from a ProZD skit.)

“Man I hate it when games have basically all egg delivery content and zero actual gameplay.”
“What.”

by anonymous August 6, 2022

Fuck an Egg

An expression used as a response when unable to qualify or quantify a ridiculous, impossible, and/or unreasonable statement or question- and the statement maker asshat requires a response that will make him/her think about why they would have spoken in the first place.

Margaret : I will live well, traveling the world with my makeup and hair squad, but I’ll stay humble so I really understand the people.
Me: can I have some quiet, please?
Margaret: my personal chef will cook all my meals at the most local restaurants spots I can find.

Me: oh, fuck an egg.

by Sonotwhat-I-thought November 25, 2019