Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

Amelia-ed

When a beautiful woman drives to your neighboring town and brings you your favorite nostalgic food

I was watching TV and my crush showed up and Amelia-Ed me with a bologna sandwich that reminded me of when times were easy

by The Real Beast. October 5, 2023

ed not sheeran

basically an eating disorder, but it win’t be banned on tiktok

- bro, you look kinda unhealthy lately
- yeah, actually - my ed not sheeran is kicking my ass……

by gownoptaka July 6, 2023

Ed Sheeran

An Ed Sheeran is a famous celebrity musician and is incredibly ginger and scary, most fear him as a terrifying ginger irn bru man but some don’t.

“Look, It’s an Ed Sheeran! Run!!”

by The gunkest July 25, 2023

Ed

A man who slang big dick

You should of seen Ed last night

by Jeezzzlouwezzzz November 22, 2021

Sayonara-ed

When someone in an anime/ show/ real life catches you off-guard by saying „sayonara“ and due to the trauma connected to this word by countless previous final goodbyes and „sayonaras“ (especially in animes), you take instant emotional damage and start cursing god and the universe.

Caution! Extremely triggering for the banana fish fandom.

„Sayonara, New York… America. … Ash.“

„DID YOU JUST SAYONARA ME“

„EVERYONE I JUST GOT SAYONARA-ED DONT TALK TO ME I NEED TO CALL MY THERAPIST“

by ALotOfPatches November 22, 2021

Ed-Athina

He's the perfect combination between Ed and Athina. He's a boy and a clown. Love making happy people even when is not happy. A visionary and smart person. Love food and being generous. The friend and boyfriend that everybody wants.

Ed-Athina (Ed or Athina) I invite you for a coffee and I pay.
*Ramdom person* okay let's do it tomorrow.

by Nobodylnosme November 21, 2021