Trout sucking a lemon

when someone tries to pout seductively, however the result is a painful grimace, like one is struggling in their attempts to look seductive.

Everytime Eimear is in a photograph she looks like a trout sucking a lemon.

by Dirky McDiggler August 11, 2011

Lemon Irish Detonator

A hard lemon drink that is composed of one of two combinations of liquor depending on region. It is a shooter of sorts and its purpose is to seem more potent than it actually is, thus the "Lemon". It is however rather exotic in taste and will get you pretty smashed without caution.

West Coast:

2 Parts Lemonade
1 Part Irish Whiskey
1 Part Vodka
1 Dash of ground Cayenne Pepper
1 Dash of ground Cinnamon

East Coast:

2 Parts lemonade
1 Part American Whiskey
1 Part Gin
1 Dash of ground Cayenne Pepper
1 Dash of ground Cinnamon

Hey Charlie lets go flip some LIDs (Lemon Irish Detonator) at the pub.

by El Dante May 29, 2009

Lemon Zest

The act of urinating while your penis is inside of your partner's butthole.

Hey man. I was with Jessica last night and I totally gave her the lemon zest.

by erroneously heinous June 14, 2011

Go suck a lemon

1. Someone could be asked to suck a lemon.

2. A phrase often said to Barratt and Batson.

3. MAybe a lime or orange.

Hey Jackson do it and go suck a lemon.

by rhs July 6, 2006

Lemon ice tea

When you take a piss and then a shit, the shit will take the yellowness from the piss and turn it brown making it look like lemon ice tea.

Gee I really needed to take a piss, and then shit came out as well which made the toilet water look like lemon ice tea.

by CunnyFunt98 June 8, 2018

Lemon Meringue Pie

When a guy cums and pees in a girls ass.

"I had to pee during sex so I just lemon meringue pied her ass"

by Lobro March 15, 2017

Lemon Cream Pop

The result of freezing urine in a penis shaped ice mold, carving out the inside and filling it with semen, freezing that, then refilling and refreezing the tip. A woman (or man) can then suck upon said "pop" until they reach the gooey inside. Additionally, one can use the "pop" to perform simulated coitus, causing the thawing of the ejaculate inside the vagina, resulting in pregnancy.

Son, you were made one wild crazy night where I fucked your mother with my lemon cream pop.

by FishMounter September 13, 2011