Where’s Dildo?

A visual game that involves trying to pick out a dildo in a clustered mess of socks and underwear in a horny woman’s dresser.

Just like “Where’s Waldo,” when my slob girlfriend gets horny she has to play her version called Where’s Dildo? in order to find it while she’s still moist.

by Goosey Goose October 27, 2020

Dildo of Justice

Donald Trump!

The dildo of justice is upon us….and it’s not lubed!

by Rev Sharpton April 22, 2025

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022

dildo bucket

The discard box for cleaning after dildos and other sex toys are used

"Brendon, you should practice good hygiene by cleaning out your dildo bucket right away after use"

by RedPanda3 May 7, 2020

Dildo

The great dildo oh the pleasure it brings to the horny single people who have a sex drive they come in many diffrent sizes depend on how big you like it most people like big the bigger the better it's long it vibrates it fills the single person without a lover with pleasure

Tilly was feeling rather Horny out came the dildo in the fanny it went tilly was in for a long good treat

by Kattypatty23 September 4, 2023

one way dildo

Another word for the forbidden dildo or poop

Bro come take a look at this one way dildo in the toilet. It's massive.

by Jeffrey fuckerson November 4, 2022

Dildo

A dildo is a boy that is literally used as a dildo by a girl. Usually, the girl is not invested emotionally in the boy & she only wants sex so he's just a dildo for her when she feels the urge.

-She lay there like a dead fish when we have sex.

- She's not that into you. You are just a dildo for her at this point.

by REGAN HUTCHINSON July 24, 2020