vampire cracker

A picked off scab

Dave loves to pick off his scabs and offer them to other people as vampire crackers.

by SnowBunnyAK47 September 24, 2015

Frosted Cracker

A Frosted Cracker is the result of playing the age old game where you and your mates circle jerk around a cracker until you all nut. Thus leaving the last one to nut to then eat the Frosted Cracker

Tony: LOL looks like rob is the last one to nut

Rob: Dang now i gotta eat the Frosted Cracker

by crackhead bible man October 26, 2022

penny crackers

a string of small firecrackers tied together and set to go off in sequence when the fuse is lit.

Jimmy got fined for setting off penny crackers in the parking lot.

by uh1989 June 04, 2009

Cracker Gobbler

I. Someone that only eats dried cum.

II. Someone who talks so much smack so you call them a "cracker gobbler" but they dont understand.

Get a load of this cracker gobbler aye

by Ultimate Cracker Gobbler April 23, 2018

Crackers on cheese

Ridiculous, deserving or inviting derision or mockery; absurd.

You think you're so much better than me, that's just crackers on cheese!

by Wadeo June 07, 2017

Fire Cracker it

To put in multiple tampons, and tying the strings in the same manner you would tie together multiple fire frackers

"I only have lights so imma Fire Cracker it."

by Jejfjw January 22, 2016

Cracker Porn

"Reality TV" for rednecks, such as "Duck Dynasty" or "Honey Boo Boo".

You don't have to be a redneck to enjoy cracker porn, but it helps! I don't watch that s*$t personally, but I am looking forward to the inevitable real-porn parody "Dick Dynasty". Or maybe just "F&#k Dynasty". I'm not sure which way they'll go. Maybe they'll do both!

by Poppa Capp January 01, 2014