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Jess

A boy who is an absolute jerk. He loves anime, hentai, and girls with big melons front and back. He will date you for your body and ask you for some noodles if yk what i mean.
Person 1- UGH! Jess is such a jerk!
Person 2- Maybe you shouldn't have dated him.
Person 3- How was she supposed to know he was a perv?
Person 1- Ok sir wise- guy person 2 >:(
by Amethyst ♤ May 16, 2020
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Jesse Lees

The guy who takes 3 weeks of sick days at school while ordering pizza every day getting fatter by the minute
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Jess

Jess is a very sexy bugga goes for very sexy men. Especially boys called Ryan.
Omg that’s Jess
by Sexybugga1010 July 12, 2022
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Jess

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Jess

A manager without any PR skills, craving for attention, that likes to dive headfirst into drama that's completely unrelated to her, especially right after the dust has settled. She doesn't shy from being offensive, belittling and spreading misinformation.

After the slightest bit of push back, she instantly goes into victim mode and tries to use all the cards, such as the sexism card, that are within her reach. If this is met with even more retaliation, she summons as many family members and acquaintances as possible to back her up. Using her husband's clout, she tries to salvage a lost situation. As a final resort, she tries to act mature and tries to settle a situation that could've and should've been avoided in private.
"Jess is on some twitter shit again."

"Yo Ninja, I'm gonna keep it a whole stack with you. Your wife is being a Jess again. She has to be stopped."

"Bruh, xQc just sent Jess and her entire family tree to the gulag."
by WeebsInAYAYAclap July 1, 2020
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Jesse

Jesse is a beautiful merman who is worth the entire world. He can often be found watching anime and seven hour long video game breakdowns on YouTube.

Jesse is a very sweet and sensitive person, who at the same time would never hesitate to do what was necessary for someone he loves.
“Oh hey look, it’s Jesse!”
Awesome. I love that guy.”
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Jesse Justice

Holy shit are you Jesse Justice? (Spoken to a black person)
by Zachary Ballzer July 18, 2022
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