ethan owen

A wanker that sucks cock. He has a rubbish haircut and a gay laugh. He is drama queen faggot. And likes touching guys in a nice place. Aka jimmy Saville

Dam he is a little shit bet he is called Ethan Owen

by Luke.M March 4, 2017

ethan the cunt

A guy named Ethan that is a really big camel tow (big pussy) .

ETHAN THE CUNT IS A PUSSY.

by Ethan the pussy February 1, 2017

Ethan beach

Ethan beach is an amazing person who had an amazing personality and is very caring. it is known that Ethan Beach is attracted to floors, many people have reported seeing Ethan Beach say “mmm floors” multiple times.

Ethan beach is very much attracted to floors.

by emobitchwholikesfloors January 9, 2021

Ethan's Law

When you don't want your friends to "sound retarded" due to improper pronunciation of ANY word and on top of that ridicule them for saying it wrong, you are enforcing Ethan's Law.

Daniel: Hey, Ethan, do you know what the word "colossol" means?
Ethan: It's not "colossol" DUMBASS, it's "colossal" fucking idiot.
Ethan's Law

by Benbuki March 2, 2021

Ethan Smith

Ethan smith is a nonce who shags a twig. He has curly hair and braces

Ethan smith is a nonce

by Matta2we March 25, 2022

Ethan Griffiths

Ethan Griffiths means they have a long shlong

He’s got an Ethan Griffiths

by Large Cheese 420 January 9, 2020

Ethan Choi

A person that gets haircuts 24/7 and tries to hard to look like a soccer player. He always gets cut by the school team and claims he is a professional soccer. In reality, he is a loser that plays left bench and only gets texts from his mom. He is desperate for pretty looking girl but cannot because of his unnatural personalty.

Damn, that's a Ethan Choi right there. Am I right?

by Dikblaster November 1, 2019