Loo-J

To receive a blow-job in a bathroom.

Dude I just went to the bathroom and this chick followed me and I totally got a Loo-J.

by LaWale Sampson June 10, 2011

Donald J

/noun/ Cockney rhyming slang for a dump.

Drop a deuce.

Go for a number 2.
Poop.

I'm just off for a Donald J. Has anyone seen that newspaper?

by Stivchik June 25, 2020

j space

An area dedicated solely to the purpose of Jerking off.

Q: What could they have possibly done in that closet which would make a cable outlet useful?

A: It was probably once used as a j space.

by j-ing off on my day off July 10, 2013

j-squat

A ridiculously obnoxious person. Someone you can't stand to be around due to an abnormally large annoyance factor.

Guy: Dude what is that j-squat doing at my party?

by ebd3 July 29, 2009

J Knockout

A one-hit knockout that occurs at the end of a J Fight.

That J Knockout ended this long J Fight!

by Obamazing December 31, 2009

Rock a J

1) Used to describing rocking a jerk-off.

2) Jerking off; performing masturbation; on your cock.

Man; I couldn't sleep... Had to rock a J to get tired.

Gonna eat; go home; and rock a J.

Dude; I rocked 3 J's last night.

by Johnny John John John? January 3, 2011

medium j

a smart ass asshole with curly hair

A medium j would say whatever you say doesn't matter.

by krazedhatchetgrl December 5, 2004